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Monday, March 24, 2014

What's the title of your memoir?

We're all so serious here all the time! Sometimes you have to lighten things up, after all we do have great jobs, even if they are a PITA sometimes. I cuddle kittens on a regular basis! How awesome is that?

I was speaking to a technician at a hospital the other day and something happened that was crazy and she said that the event was going in her memoir. I asked her what the name of her memoir was, and she told me on the condition I not steal it, so I won't tell you, because that would be uncool if someone out there in cyberspace stole it, but it ran something along the lines of "Puke, Piss and Poop: My Job as a Veterinary Technician". I thought that was a great name.

She asked me what the title of my memoir would be and I told her without hesitating that it was going to be "Blow Drying a Dead Cat", because I distinctly recall, as I was blowing drying the dead cat many years ago, that it would be a cool name for a memoir.

That led us to the inevitable story swap, and we all know how those go. The person who was told to use corn starch to stop a bleeding toenail on his cat, but still brought the cat in because he applied it to the entire cat, not the toe (Shake and Bake Cat). Or the person who called to ask if ferrets have a spinal column.

There are horror stories too, and sadly we have more of those, but today, it's all about the good stories. So in keeping with that, What is the name of your memoir?

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